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Critics Sink Trump's Bonkers Battleship Plans: 'Got The Design From G.I. Joe'

The president, who claimed to be a "very aesthetic person," said he would join the U.S. Navy in designing the vessels named after him.

Critics Sink Trump's Bonkers Battleship Plans: 'Got The Design From G.I. Joe'

President Donald Trump unveiled a new class of so-called “battleships” on Monday, but his plans are already hitting rough waters on social media.

In remarks from his Mar-a-Lago estate, the president claimed that the two “Trump Class” military vessels would be the “fastest, the biggest and by far 100 times more powerful than any battleship ever built.”

Trump described himself as a “very aesthetic person” while noting that he, along with the U.S. Navy, would work on the design of the vessels. Trump said the administration aims to make up to 25 of the ships, thus adding to its goal of creating a “Golden Fleet.”

Renderings of the “USS Defiant” showed a vessel firing what appeared to be a laser beam and launching missiles. The vessel featured an illustrated logo of Trump raising his fist, as he did in the moments after the assassination attempt on him in Butler, Penn., last year.

Trump Class battleship illustration, as released by the White House.

— Steve Herman (@newsguy.bsky.social) 2025-12-22T22:55:14.884Z

Critics on social media, including author and media pundit Malcolm Nance, a retired U.S. Navy intelligence officer, pilloried Trump over the ship plans.

“WHOEVER DESIGNED THE TRUMP CLASS ‘BATTLESHIP’ GOT THE DESIGN FROM GI JOE,” Nance wrote.

BWAHAHAHA. WHOEVER DESIGNED THE TRUMP CLASS “BATTLESHIP” GOT THE DESIGN FROM GI JOE.

It’s literally a joke design and gun systems we rejected … like the rail gun.

REAL SHIP DESIGNERS ARE LAUGHING THEIR ASSES OFF & GETTIN PAID, YO! https://t.co/4X4JurV7Nu

— Malcolm Nance (@MalcolmNance) December 22, 2025

No money for healthcare, but enough for 20-25 battleships.

— Joel Mendelson (@jpmendelson.bsky.social) 2025-12-22T22:19:54.771Z

He’s gilded the entire White House, slapped his name on both the Kennedy Center and Institute for Peace, installed a new Trump Gold Card, and now proposing a new “Trump class” of naval vessels.I know we keep saying this is insane but this is seriously fucking insane.

— Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) 2025-12-22T22:20:22.936Z

First look at the new Trump class battleship pic.twitter.com/t6lAhZrNao

— Snoop-a-loop🦬🌴 (@PapaBearsTweets) December 22, 2025

Among other things, this “battleship” appears to have like four guns total

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw.bsky.social) 2025-12-23T00:39:46.021Z

"Trump Class" is the biggest non sequitur since "military intelligence."

— (@wendellbarnhouse.bsky.social) 2025-12-22T23:53:11.829Z

Let’s be absolutely clear. The Trump class battleship is just a very large cruiser. And not a pretty or creative one at that. And definitely not the largest battleship built by the US. Please stop reporting this point. It’s unserious. ‘According to the President’ won’t cut it.

— Alessio Patalano (@alessionaval) December 22, 2025

In order to fully honor his legacy, the flagship of any Trump class style vessel be it a battleship or a rhib boat shouldn't be called Defiant, it should be called Defendant.

— Who is Habeas Corpus (@RothSchilling) December 22, 2025