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Ted Cruz's Fat Joke About Illinois Governor Just Leads To More Humiliation

JB Pritzker had a quick comeback to the Texas Republican's attempt at humor.

Ted Cruz's Fat Joke About Illinois Governor Just Leads To More Humiliation

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) attempted to mock Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker (D) with a fat joke on Wednesday, only to end up being humiliated after the governor roasted him back.

During an interview on Newsmax, the Texas Republican attacked Pritzker for objecting to Donald Trump’s threats to deploy the National Guard in Chicago.

“What a disgusting, racist bigot JB Pritzker is,” Cruz said, implying that the governor’s attacks on Trump were somehow a slight against Latinos.

But Cruz’s feigned political correctness didn’t extend to other marginalized groups, such as overweight people, because he made a not-very-statesmanlike fat joke at Pritzker’s expense.

“And listen, I don’t want to get between JB Pritzker and the Domino’s pizza line, but I’ll tell you what I am willing to get between: It is him and his open doors for every human trafficker, every drug trafficker, every MS-13 and Tren de Aragua gang member,” Cruz said.

Ted Cruz: "I don't want to get between JB Pritzker and the Dominos Pizza line, but I'll tell you what I am willing to get between -- him and his open doors for every human trafficker ... " pic.twitter.com/ydhltQrlDe

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 3, 2025

If Cruz expected his lame Domino’s joke to go over well, he was sorely mistaken.

“And I would never want to get between Ted and a trip to Cancun when there’s an emergency in Texas,” Pritzker clapped back, reminding people how Cruz left his fellow Texans to suffer record-cold temperatures and power outages while he and his family vacationed in Mexico.

And I would never want to get between Ted and a trip to Cancun when there’s an emergency in Texas. https://t.co/ASrWxR4RKz

— JB Pritzker (@JBPritzker) September 3, 2025

Of course, people on social media felt obliged to comment on the political catfight.

I guess Dominos is what Texas calls pizza. Sad…

— The Bleacher Bunch (@Bleacher_Bunch) September 3, 2025

Ted Cruz mocking someone's weight while fleeing to Cancun during a deadly Texas freeze shows he's got the spine of a jellyfish and the hypocrisy of a true Republican.

— Richard Angwin (@RichardAngwin) September 3, 2025

Ted Cruz thinks that in 2025 CE, people physically wait in line for Domino's pizza.
Also, there are two kinds of people in DC. People who hate Ted Cruz and people who have never met him.

— Bill Sweetman (@ValkStrategy) September 3, 2025

Ted Cruz comparing JB Pritzker to a Domino’s pizza line is perfect, because Ted’s whole career is basically hot air, extra cheesy, and guaranteed to give America indigestion.

— Robin Duggan (@RobinDuggan3) September 3, 2025

I would hate to get between Ted Cruz's head and Donald Trumps A$$

— Denison Barb (@DenisonBarbs) September 3, 2025