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“South Park” found a new way to hit President Donald Trump below the belt on Wednesday, with a vivid and specific description of his penis.
This season has focused in part on Trump impregnating Satan with a demonic “butt baby.”
In the latest episode, a cartoon version of tech billionaire/Trump ally Peter Thiel ― who has reportedly been giving real-life lectures on the supposed coming of the Antichrist ― explained to the children of South Park Elementary how that should’ve been impossible.
“To make sure that Satan could never have offspring, the Lord God did shrink Satan’s asshole to the size of a tiny, little pinhole so nothing could ever penetrate and ejaculate inside of it,” the cartoon Thiel said at a school assembly. “So Satan could never have a butt baby until along came Mr. Donald Trump, whose penis is so teeny, teeny tiny it could actually fit in Satan’s asshole.”
The show has frequently depicted Trump with a very small penis, including in a graphic opening episode that drew ire from the White House. On Wednesday night’s episode, Thiel revealed just how small ― complete with a ruler and a paperclip for comparison.
“How small is Donald Trump’s penis?” he asked the kids, before giving them the answer: “Somewhere between 6 and 7 centimeters.”
But the kids are so obsessed with the 6-7 meme that all they can focus on are the numbers, which keep coming up in Thiel’s lecture. Eric Cartman gets so caught up in 6-7 that he is literally sickened by it and could die (in six or seven weeks, of course).
The episode keeps going back to Trump’s penis ― which is so small that he’s depicted masturbating in the Oval Office with tweezers, then in his bedroom with chopsticks, each time interrupted by a shrunken Vice President JD Vance.
Vance has secretly teamed up with Thiel to stop the baby from being born. Vance fears the baby could replace him as Trump’s number two, while Thiel believes it could be the Antichrist.
Thiel believes Cartman’s illness is a sign he could play a role in the unfolding events.
Meanwhile, Jesus ― a recurring “South Park” character ― struggles to come to terms with the new MAGA form of Christianity.
“South Park” airs on Comedy Central and streams on Paramount+. The next episode is set for Oct. 29.