Trump Says He’s Replacing D.C.’s Grass With Grass From ‘A Friend Of Mine’
A reporter who asked a fawning question Monday about President Donald Trump’s efforts to “beautify” Washington, D.C. was rewarded with some actual news: Trump is replacing the city’s grass with grass provided by “a friend of mine.”
Because “grass is like humans,” Trump said.
“We’re replacing all of the grass that hasn’t been replaced in the fields,” said the president. “All the beautiful fields where the grass is. You know, grass is like humans: Uh, it has a life. This grass hasn’t been changed in 100 years.”
Trump later added he expects to replace 700 acres of grass with new grass, directing reporters to inspect the grass in front of the White House.
“Look at the grass in front of the White House. It’s been all replaced with the top stuff,” he said. “The best grass you can get. Scott’s. You know Scott’s? Scott’s Miracle Grow, they’re doing it. I gotta give them a plug because they did the White House for free.”
Trump then acted out the conversation he had that resulted in his decision to replace the city’s grass with grass:
“‘Sir’ — a friend of mine a guy that, he’s terrific — ‘We’d like to give you new grass at the White House.’
I said, ‘I’ll take it, how much?’
He said, ‘Free.’
‘I’ll take it.’”
Reading between the lines, it sure seems like the person who provided the “free” grass for the White House landed the contract to replace 700 acres of grass across the city.








