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Jimmy Fallon Taunts Elon Musk With Perfectly Petty Reply To His Demand

Social media users also had fun with the billionaire's message.

Jimmy Fallon Taunts Elon Musk With Perfectly Petty Reply To His Demand

Jimmy Fallon on Monday mocked Elon Musk’s attempt at getting all U.S. federal workers to list five things they’ve done in the last week in a bid to justify their jobs or face termination.

“Of course, the workers were furious. Mostly about getting a work email on a Saturday,” joked “The Tonight Show” host.

Fallon then imagined how people could respond to the request hyped by Musk, whom President Donald Trump has installed to cut public spending via the non-official Department of Government Efficiency.

It read:

1. I received this email.

2. I opened this email.

3. I read this email.

4. I laughed at this email.

5. I deleted this email.

“Five. There’s five,” pointed out Fallon.

“It’s hard to take it seriously when you’re stealing rules from Cinderella,” he added, referring to the Monday 11:59 p.m. deadline to respond.

Watch Fallon’s full monologue here:

Musk’s demand also prompted mocking responses on social media:

1. Woke up2. Got out of bed3. Dragged a comb across my head4. Found my way downstairs and drank a cup5. Looking up, I noticed I was late

— Nothin’ but Blue Skies from now on (@bluesos.bsky.social) 2025-02-22T22:27:43.581Z

Dear Manager,1. I drank a whiskey drink.2. I drank a vodka drink.3. I drank a lager drink.4. I drank a cider drink.5. I sang the songs that remind me of the good times; I sang the songs that remind me of the better times.

— Will Burrows 🖖🍞🥀 (@bajoran-orbison.bsky.social) 2025-02-23T15:39:40.508Z

1) I put my right foot in.2) I put my left foot out.3) I put my right foot in.4) And I shook it all about.5) Did the Hokey Pokey & I turned myself around.cc: HR@opm.gov

— Karen Dalton Beninato 🐦 (@kbeninato.bsky.social) 2025-02-23T03:22:50.409Z

1) Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray2) South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio3) Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television4) North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe5) Did not start a fire

— (@doitinprivate.bsky.social) 2025-02-23T12:00:48.498Z

1. Monday - fell apart2. Tuesday - broke my heart3. Wednesday - same4. Thursday - didn't even start5. Friday - I'm in love

— Imani Gandy (@angryblacklady.bsky.social) 2025-02-22T22:53:32.456Z