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Jesse Watters' Ridiculous New ‘Real Man’ Rule Gets Waved Off With Laughter Online

The Fox News host's obsession with masculinity continues.

Jesse Watters' Ridiculous New ‘Real Man’ Rule Gets Waved Off With Laughter Online

Fox News host Jesse Watters drew ridicule on social media Wednesday after he added a new rule to his ever-growing list of what he claims defines a “real man.”

According to Watters, “Men don’t wave simultaneously with both hands.”

“We wave with one hand, not both hands at the same time,” he declared on “The Five.”

Co-host Greg Gutfeld quickly pushed back: “Men don’t wave at all, Jesse.”

Watters doubled down: “We salute.”

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The comments came as the panel mocked Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz (D) for pushing back at criticism on Fox News of him drinking a milkshake with a straw.

Watters earlier had laid out his other arbitrary rules for “real men.”

“I have rules for men. They are just funny, they are not that serious,” he claimed of them. “You don’t eat soup in public. You don’t cross your legs, and you don’t drink from a straw. And one of the reasons you don’t drink from a straw is because the way your lips purse. It is very effeminate. And his [Walz’s] excuse was, ‘I was drinking a milkshake.’ Again, you shouldn’t be drinking a milkshake. Milkshakes are for kids.”

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Watters: I have rules for men. Like you don't eat soup in public. You don't cross your legs. And you don't drink from a straw. His excuse was I was drinking a milk shake. Again, you shouldn't be drinking a milk shake. Milk shakes are for kids. pic.twitter.com/ftQ7Pq7SdP

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 19, 2025

Watters also claimed Democrats “feminized themselves in order to win elections, and then they lost the election and then they lost their manhood” and that “real men don’t talk about masculinity, real men never say ‘misogyny.’ It’s just not something we say.”

Watters has previously condemned husbands who go grocery shopping with their wives, men who take bubble baths alone, men who lick ice cream in public and those who wish other men a happy birthday.

Social media users wasted no time mocking Watters’ comments, with many pointing out the absurdity of his self-imposed restrictions and the irony of spending so much time discussing masculinity while claiming “real men” don’t talk about it.

Don’t eat soup in “public” is particularly wild to me because it implies that soup is indeed effeminate but too irresistible. Therefore you are allowed to eat it in private ONLY https://t.co/L684sTSHb8

— Cosmonaut Marcus is Back (@CosmonautMarcus) March 20, 2025

Men who have rules for men tend to have deep-seated psychological issues they’re desperately trying to hide. https://t.co/sigVbA1qwi

— John Aravosis 🇺🇸🇬🇷🏳️🌈 (@aravosis) March 20, 2025

Fellas… is it gay to eat soup? https://t.co/cLlIPzUtei

— Mike Nellis (@MikeNellis) March 19, 2025

Real men do not follow “rules for men” from a chump like @JesseBWatters https://t.co/GIjZy3RckX

— Barbara Comstock (@BarbaraComstock) March 19, 2025

The insecurity lmao. Just drink the milkshake, Jesse. Nobody cares. https://t.co/Wd5CbnyphE

— Brandon Wolf (@bjoewolf) March 19, 2025

I have a new rule. Ignore Fox News. https://t.co/aGnFMxPVv5

— Ari Fadakar (@arianbfadakar) March 20, 2025

I’ve never watched this Jesse Waters’ show, but from what I’ve seen here on Twitter he seems like a fool ass clown who routinely goes out of his way to say stupid shit…and shouldn’t be taken seriously. https://t.co/03swDCMKPE

— Kenny BooYah! 🖖🏾 (@KwikWarren) March 19, 2025

Omg, all these RULES. It’s so hard being a man. Now waving at my cats will turn them gay. DAMN. https://t.co/32AuV09RFX

— Ryan 🐈⬛ (@pearlerbaby) March 20, 2025

What DOESN’T make Jesse Watters insecure? https://t.co/873CCYvkW2

— Sara Westcott (@swestcott621) March 20, 2025

Real men wave however the fuck they want. https://t.co/zqgpda703l

— SpaceX News (@SpaceXNews) March 19, 2025

https://t.co/peKBufYBsa pic.twitter.com/tdHBdhoVhM

— 🌻 🇺🇸Mimi Melange 🇺🇸🌻 (@MimiMelange) March 20, 2025

This is "gender ideology" and it makes everyone miserable for no reason. Drink a milkshake if you want a milkshake. https://t.co/QmP89zZ2OF

— Ari Drennen (@AriDrennen) March 19, 2025