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The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week

“Get ready for bed with me as I do a six step skincare routine and then sleep on the pillow my dog has been laying on.”

WestNet News wire September 11, 2026 Source: HuffPost

The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week

The ladies of the internet never fail to brighten our day with their brilliant and succinct wit.

Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up their hilarious musings. Scroll through this week’s great tweets, threads and other posts from women, and then visit our “Funniest Tweets From Women” page for past roundups.

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went for a walk without my headphones today because i wanted to be more in tune with my inner monologue and genuinely the only thought i had the entire time was “ah cars. the horses of the highway” over and over again until i got home
— chase (@_chase_____) September 7, 2026

"It's all in your head" yes but unfortunately that's where I am too
— Kat (@ollkorrect0) September 8, 2026

i don’t consume copaganda. closest i get is law and order svu but they aren’t cops they’re members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit
— sarah hagi (@KindaHagi) September 8, 2026

for some reason whenever i was misbehaving as a child my dad would threaten to send me to toronto and it terrified me
— َ (@briallysia) September 8, 2026

see how much happier everyone is when we have monday off? much to consider
— erika (@yeeeerika) September 7, 2026

me when other people need help: that’s so normal girl. that’s so understandable. nothing to be embarrassed about

me when i need help: i need to be killed.
— latke (@latkedelrey) September 9, 2026

I asked the Amtrak employee in DC if I’m on the right acela cause I’m going to New York, but it says “Boston? He looked at me like I was the child George Bush personally left behind and said “What do you think is on the way to Boston?”
— Mia K. (@miakhalifa) September 10, 2026

guys are like: this is my best friend of 15 years. he is getting a divorce. didn't ask why
— mariana (@pastapilled) September 8, 2026

that damn premenstrual phase where you have gorgeous breasts and a disturbed mind
— 𝜗℘ (@lacedli) September 8, 2026

well i have to get up at 6am tomorrow and take the bus even though i have a cold, which also isn't easy to do and quite impressive https://t.co/nM1sPy5KGA
— also laika (@cheekrneatchews) September 8, 2026

If you are 40 and want to look younger, just tell people you’re 50

Follow me for more beauty tips 😘
— Shannon (@gardengirl125) September 8, 2026

The Great Gatsby spoke of this https://t.co/ODNh1aKflZ
— maja 🔭🍒 (@majamediaco) September 8, 2026

body like a back road (in poor condition due to decades of deferred maintenance, worsening economic conditions, and the deficiencies of the local governance)
— Janel Comeau 🍁 (@VeryBadLlama) September 5, 2026

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