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The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week

“If you ever get the privilege of taking your elderly parents to the doctor please be forewarned your parents will straight up lie to the doctor”

WestNet News wire October 9, 2026 Source: HuffPost

The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week

The ladies of the internet never fail to brighten our day with their brilliant and succinct wit.

Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up their hilarious musings. Scroll through this week’s great tweets, threads and other posts from women, and then visit our “Funniest Tweets From Women” page for past roundups.

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Unbelievable that there are dogs who lead expeditions and I have to show mine that if it’s raining in the backyard of the house, it’s also raining in the front.
— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) October 4, 2026

The ringtones that emerge from a Broadway matinee crowd mid-show do not exist anywhere else on earth
— Amy Solomon (@amybethsol) October 5, 2026

I love the trend where people post old photos showing they were an unlikely match for their spouse in high school but unfortunately I cannot participate because my husband and I look like we would have formed an Evanescence cover band if we’d met in 2009 pic.twitter.com/xHt21xuKp2
— Janel Comeau 🍁 (@VeryBadLlama) October 4, 2026

me, visiting a city (eating great food, not thinking about work, seeing a bunch of friends): i should move here
— erika (@yeeeerika) October 4, 2026

I told my husband once that I wanted a cat in every color. He looked over at our 3, almost identical gray cats, and said “Well we’re off to a terrible fuckin start.” 🤣
— kiesha (@kiesha9i) October 7, 2026

I like the part of Come Together when they say “He’s got feet down below his knees” cause I’m like phew that’s exactly where knees should be I was worried it was gonna be something freaky again like the juju eyeballs
— Keara Sullivan (@superkeara) October 7, 2026

Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster pic.twitter.com/4UVteBFMja
— Mina Kimes (@minakimes) October 5, 2026

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if ur feeling overwhelmed just take a moment and rly observe ur surroundings. you’ll be like ok wow there’s dust everywhere. just another thing to deal with. plus dishes and laundry. and climate change is getting like so so bad. what were we talking about
— chase (@_chase_____) October 6, 2026

My body functions at its highest level when I am eating fresh, in-season produce. pic.twitter.com/ka3zgXgpfB
— IntellectualDorkWeb (@Intel_Dork) October 5, 2026

My boyfriend just asked me if I want to see the new Elizabeth Holmes documentary at 3pm on opening day. Ladies, if he wanted to, he would.
— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) October 6, 2026

I should’ve gone to bed earlier literally every night of my life so far
— isabel (@isabawl) October 6, 2026

Drake we do not have time for this https://t.co/Mx8UILl5dG
— Maggie Rogers (@maggieerogers) October 7, 2026

I become increasingly obsessed with my husband every day who just told me that the knock off lego sets have "an improper handfeel"
— KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) (@horse_feedbag) October 6, 2026

finding out that canvassers legally can’t speak to you if you’re under 25 has been life changing for me. every time i see someone with a clipboard, i say “sorry, i’m 23” and they leave me alone. god only knows how long i’ll be able to keep this charade going.
— regan kelly (@midwestern_baby) October 6, 2026

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