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The Funniest Tweets From Couples To Get You Through This Week

“I don’t want to say our cat is spoilt, but husband just went to blow his nose in the other room so as to not disturb her sleep.”

WestNet News wire November 2, 2026 Source: HuffPost

The Funniest Tweets From Couples To Get You Through This Week

Relationships are full of highs, lows and plenty of ordinary moments in between. And every week, people on X, Bluesky and Threads find the humor in the minutiae of being in love.

Below, we’ve rounded up some of the funniest relationship posts we’ve seen lately.

@clhubes/Threads

@rachelvarina/Threads

@sylvia_camair_chick/Threads

@lauraroseiswrite/Threads

my husband’s fav qb just got injured during the game and is prob gonna be out the rest of the season and my husband said he’s so disappointed he’s done watching football for the rest of the year… this is your sign to hire that etsy witch, farmers market sundays are BACK baby 😎
— dana donnelly (@danadonnelly) November 1, 2026

It's kind of an insult when my hubby asks if I want my seat warmer on. He should already know my ass is hot.
— 𝙳𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚕𝚊𝚑 (@Noshitdelilah) November 1, 2026

I told my husband I’m a little nervous about going into labor because of how traumatizing it was last time and this man had the audacity to say “nah, it’ll be easy peasy, just be positive.”
— lawless (@coleslawless) November 1, 2026

@missambermadrid/Threads

@troutgirl.bsky.social/Bluesky

@thefashionablefrequentflyer/Threads

@juliashiplett/Threads

@samhirschlevin/Threads

@ariadnemaze.bsky.social/Threads

@formomsache/Threads

A haunted house, but it's just my husband making chewing noises in every room
— meghan (@deloisivete) October 31, 2026

Her: this is the best song on the radio!

Me: well yeah, they can only play one at a time...

Her: I hate you.
— SD (@StupiDucker) October 27, 2026

My husband saw me with power tools and now the sconces for our bedroom that have been sitting in a box for days have now been installed. Magic.
— your other mom (@difficultpatty) November 2, 2026

Her: why didn't you answer the phone
Me: i was busy
Her: busy doing what?
Me: not answering the phone
— Man of Letters (@manofletterz) November 2, 2026

@timkellogg.me/Bluesky

@taylors.cozy.library/Threads

@scotttobeme/Threads

@sprinkled_with_chaos/Threads

@ovintiaxiv.bsky.social/Bluesky

Sometimes you marry a man and you never have kids and you wake up 13 years later and he has forgotten the story of rudolph
— rebecca (@babyybeckz) November 1, 2026

Treating all my conversations with my wife like we’re on subway takes. The trash is almost full? 100% agree babe
— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) November 2, 2026

Ladies what do you want to hear from your man, when you say “Oh the full moon explains why I’m a mess?”
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) October 28, 2026

Wife [holding a cast iron pan]: I don’t understand how they say people can be killed by getting hit with a cast iron pan. I can barely swing this thing.
Me:
Wife:
Me: Why are you thinking about this.
— The Real Rodney Lacroix (@RealRodLacroix) November 2, 2026

@gabrizellle/Threads

@morewithmj/Threads

@jawalker.bsky.social/Bluesky

You call it Halloween, I call it the anniversary of finding out my husband thinks the candy is called 𝑤ℎ𝑜𝑜𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑠
— meghan (@deloisivete) October 31, 2026

I think I’m supposed to discourage my husband from getting a motorcycle or muscle car but fortunately for him and unfortunately for the naggers in our extended family I think it’s too hot to pass up so I’ll be encouraging it. Do the kids still say yolo?
— Mack (@kenzietuff) October 27, 2026

I can’t think of a consequence severe enough for my husband, who invited my MIL over without telling me.
— krista (@kristabellerina) November 1, 2026

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