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Hey, Donald Trump, 'I Apologize If Anyone Was Offended' Is Not An Actual Apology

Come on, man.

Hey, Donald Trump, 'I Apologize If Anyone Was Offended' Is Not An Actual Apology
Jonathan Ernst / Reuters

Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump issued a classic nonapology Friday after The Washington Post and NBC News published a recording of him talking about trying to sleep with a married woman and saying he could grope women because of his fame.

In a statement, Trump referred to the comments ― which included him saying he could “grab [women] by the pussy” ― as “locker room banter.” He also offered what might have seemed like an apology. It definitely, unequivocally was not.

“I apologize if anyone was offended,” Trump said in a statement.

While some were surprised that Trump had issued his “first apology,” many on Twitter noted that he didn’t actually apologize for his comments, which could be interpreted as the Republican presidential nominee encouraging sexual assault.

Rather, Trump said he was sorry some people had taken offense ― not for being offensive.

Shorter version of Donald Trump apology: "Sorry if any of you were offended by my vulgar bragging about sexual assaulting women."

— Justin Taylor (@between2worlds) October 7, 2016

This would have been the first time Trump has apologized for anything during the campaign, except that this is not an apology. https://t.co/Yhstpibp1v

— DENALI (@timothypmurphy) October 7, 2016

I’m sorry guys. I really am. But this does not qualify as an apology from Trump: "I apologize if anyone was offended.”

— Matt Viser (@mviser) October 7, 2016

I'm sorry, Trump's "if anyone was offended" is not an apology -- first, or otherwise

— Lucia Graves (@lucia_graves) October 7, 2016

This isn’t Trump’s first nonapology. He offered up an equally vague statement in June, after he implied an Indiana-born federal judge was a “Trump-hater” who is “Mexican.”

He’s also not the only prominent person to issue a nonapology this week. After filming a flagrantly racist segment that stereotyped Asians for Fox News’ “The O’Reilly Factor,” so-called comedian Jesse Watters expressed “regret” if anyone found the segment offensive.

My man-on-the-street interviews are meant to be taken as tongue-in-cheek and I regret if anyone found offense.

— Jesse Watters (@jessebwatters) October 5, 2016

If you think that this story has it wrong ― well, I’m sorry you feel that way.

Editor’s note: Donald Trump regularly incites political violence and is a serial liar, rampant xenophobe, racist, misogynist and birther who has repeatedly pledged to ban all Muslims — 1.6 billion members of an entire religion — from entering the U.S.