Lawrence Toet's mailout inspires more poll ideas on Reddit

Earlier this week, Manitoba Conservative MP Lawrence Toet attempted to find out what his constituents think about the government's proposed anti-terror bill by sending out a two-question survey that asks if they a) agree with him that more protection is needed or b) believe "terrorists are victims too."

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In response, here are some of the suggestionsReddit commenters offeredfor future public opinion research initiatives:

Piano_Man87

Do you believe the Keystone pipeline is in Canada's best interests?

• Yes! It will create thousands of jobs.
• No! I am an environmental terrorist and should be put in prison.

SkullBat

Will you be voting for Stephen Harper next election?

• Yes, I want Canadians to be safe.
• No, I like ISIS.

SkullBat

Are you against Marijuana legalization?

• Yes, I want children to be safe.
• No, I think all drugs should be legal and served in school cafeterias across the country.

capchaos

Are you: A) Conservative? B) Wrong?

rebeldevil

Sure, let's pretend that only conservatives pull this sh*t. No, it's not right--but turning a blind eye to your side is just as bad.

DefinitelyNotYourExGirlfriend

As a Canadian, why didn't I get one of these in the mail?! I have some comments for those blank lines.

JeromeHamtaro

I just don't like that they told me how to fold mail. NOBODY TELLS ME HOW TO CREASE A TREE SLICE.

DiskJawKey

no postage though so that's a plus

zodar

Either you abhor false dichotomies or you support terrorism!

instantbeetle

Poll results suggest 5% of citizens are terrorist sympathizers and another 5% didn't respond, so also terrorist sympathizers.

Paralellex

But rationally debating an issue is EXACTLY WHAT THE TERRORISTS WANT!!! Or, the opposite. One of those two.

helian

This is why you can't trust polls. A lot depends on how the question is asked.