Magic Mike's Last Dance review: If dry humping was an art, Channing Tatum would be Picasso

All right.Cards on the table time.

I thought 2012's Magic Mike was asurprisinglygreat film and, dare I say, deep piece of a filmmaking. Under the bump n' grind and baby oil was a straight-eyed look at the casualties of the American Dream. I described it as "the Scarface of male stripper films."

For the 2015sequel Magic Mike XXL, director StevenSoderbergh stepped away from directing. The result was a road movie sort of vibe but a little of the magic had dimmed.

Now, here we are. Channing Tatum and Soderbergh reunited for the improbable third instalment. When we first catch up with Tatum's characterMike, he's back serving drinks as a bartender in Miami.The pandemic decimated his fledgling furniture business andnow he's just another gig worker. But after the event, Maxandra, the wealthy host played by Salma Hayek, learns from a friend there's another service Mike used to provide.

What follows is a brief negotiation. A price is settled on.First, Mike rearranges the furniture and checks the structural integrity of certain load-bearing items. Then, she gets the one-on-one Magic Mike treatment.

In the world of dance, there are masters. The wit and flair of tap master Gregory Hines. The National Ballet of Canada's Siphesihle November never fails to astound me with his power and grace.

Then there's Channing Tatum. If dry humping was an art, he would be Picasso. As the evening turns to night,Mike treats Max to a master class in the bump n' grind.They're both fully clothed but it's sensual and seductive, and when it's all over, Max is so moved she invites him to accompany her across the pond to London.

So now we get to the thrust of the story. Max is a wealthy socialite in the middle of divorce proceedings who hires Mike to put on a show in a theatre she currently controls. Mike, whohas been many things in his life, from a carpenter to a stripper, is nowpromoted into the position of artistic directorof a bold new show for London's West End.

Magic Mike's Last Dance opens with a steamy duet and climaxeswith a rousing cabaret-style show. It's in the middle when the film focuses on Mike and Max that themagic begins to fade.We're supposed to feel the tension, with Mike living under Max's roof andworking for her in a platonic capacity.There's even a bit ofUpstairs, Downstairsnonsense as Mike shares the flat with Victor, Max's acerbic butler and Kim, her adopted daughter.

But it all feels so contrived.Gone is the grit of the original, replaced by watered-down romcom cliches. So how did we get here?

As he told Vulturein a recent interviewa few years ago, director Steven Soderbergh had been working on a Broadway show, Magic Mike the early years. In the meantime, Channing Tatum and his dance partner had gone on to create live theatre versions of Magic Mike in both Las Vegas and London.

One fateful nightSoderbergh watched the London revue. You can see a teaser trailer below.There's not much of a story but abs aplenty and more grinding than a Starbucks during the morning rush.Somehow that inspired the director to put the Broadway project on hold and make a movie that is essentially the origin story of the London show.

Which explains why the love story is so limp. What clearlyexcites Soderbergh this time is the process. The auditions. The brainstorming. The business backstage. While there's an enjoyable looseness watching Mike discover and gel with his dancers, the third film lacks the camaraderieand memorablecharacters that made the first two movies a fun hang.

With Tito, Big Dick Richie and others relegated to a quick cameo, the focus shifts to mounting a show framed as acelebrationoffemale pleasure.

Now you can question whether a chorus line of dry-humping he-men is exactly what women want. But as the camera pans across the mostly-female audience hooting and hollering, the fun is infectious.

And then there's this one dance.

A version of a water-soaked number transplanted from the live show featuring Channing Tatum and American ballerina Kylie Shea.As the water pours down, Tatum and Shea slip and slide violently across each other and the stage, bringing to mind the raw kinetic dances of Pina Bausch.

ThenSoderbergh, who directed, editedand filmedLast Dance, starts blending the dancer's movements with earlier moments between Max and Mike cross-cutting between the bodies smashing together and the characters moving apart.

Soderbergh used a similar non-linear editing style to great effect for the dinner/bedroomscene between Jennifer Lopez and George Clooney in Out of Sight.

Here it works so well for a moment that Max and Mike's shallow relationship suddenly seems substantial. The power of dance.