Rain on a wedding day? Whatever, Alanis. We have a whiteout blizzard

Twenty years after she first annoyed hair-splitters and grammar nerdswith "Ironic,"AlanisMorissetteconceded there is, in fact, nothing ironic about rain on your wedding day.

Your junior high English teachercan finally stand down, as the Winnipeg Jets have redefined irony in a manner unique to aprofessionalhockey team that takes no shortage of pride in playing in a city that enduresone of the most highly variable climates on the planet.

Winnipeg endures floods. Winnipeg endures cold. Winnipeg endures seasonal infestations from yellowjacket wasps, several benign mosquito species, at leastone potentially dangerous skeeter,aphids, cankerworms, forest-tent caterpillars and if the gods are really angry, as they were last spring,the silk-spinning beasties known as elm spanworms.

But what Winnipeg is really famous for is winter. Sure, Edmonton is colderon ayear-round basisand every other large Canadian city, with the exception of Vancouver,receives more annual snowfallthan the Manitoba capital.

Yet the length of Winnipeg's deep freeze and the persistence of the snow that actually falls here makes us synonymous with winter and the blizzards that envelop the city every several years.

During the first two games of the Winnipeg Jets' opening round playoff series against the Minnesota Wild, the club implored its fans to envelop Bell MTS Place in Winnipeg's famous whiteout, the all-white dress code that evokes a seasonal meteorologicaldisturbancewe mercifully did not experiencethis spring.

It's safe to say Winnipeg Jets fans responded to the call.

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But when the club tried to venture south into Minnesotafor Game 3 of the series, an actual whiteout perhaps the heaviest April snowfall in the modern history of the Twin Citiesprevented the team's chartered jet from landing at Minneapolis-St. Paul airport.

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That in itself is remarkable, as MSP is a lot like Richardson International Airport. Airports in Winnipeg and Minneapolisare hardened for the highly variable climate in the centre of this continent and are adept at clearing snow.

Unable to land in the Twin Cities, the Jets headed for Duluth, the Minnesota cityat the southwestern edge of Lake Superior.

Duluth is an amiable college town with no fewer than 10 craft breweries and one artisanal distillery, Vikre,that produces no fewer than three types of gin, two varieties of aquavit, one kind of vodka and one whiskey.

Luckily for the Jets and their fans, the team remained on the tarmac inside their planeand went nowhere near downtown Duluth or that distillery.

After two hours of immobility unknown to the Jets since the days when Sergei Bautin played defence, it became clear the storm in Minneapolis-St. Paul would not abate. The Jets headed back to Winnipeg from Duluth and will make another attempt to venture into enemy territory on game day.

The U.S. National Weather Service used the term "historic" to describe a blizzard that deposited 35 centimetres of snow on the Twin Cities by Saturday evening.

That's approaching the blizzard of 1983, which piled enough snow on top of the old Metrodometo cause the inflatable roof on the old Minneapolis barn to collapse.

Thisweekend's blizzard may wind up being the worst to ever hit the Twin Cities in April, at least since the National Weather Service started keeping modern records in 1891.

The heaviest Minneapolis-St. Paul snowfall of all took place during the Halloween blizzard of 1991, when 72 centimetres of snow fell on the Twin Cities.

To place that storm in context, the April 1997 Red River Valley blizzard, which led to the flood of the century, only dropped about 50 centimetres of snow on Winnipeg.

The April 1983 Minnesota blizzard, which deflated the Metrodome,maxed out at 55 centimetres.

By now, you probably know where this is going: While Winnipeg may be the home of the metaphorical, pro-sports whiteout, Minneapolis-St. Paul beats the Manitoba capital when it comes to actual whiteouts.

Historically, the severity of the worst southern-Minnesota snowstorms has exceededthat of their southern-Manitoba counterparts.

As well, Minneapolis-St. Paul also gets a wee bit more snow than Winnipeg during a normal year, although the edge is not significant. The Twin Cities receive an average of 115 centimetres of snow a year, vs. 114 centimetres, on average, in Winnipeg.

So what does this mean today? In Minneapolis-St. Paul, where 10 more centimetres ofsnow areexpected to fall on Sunday, much of the populace has been warned to stay put.

Minnesota's Department of Transportation lists every major highway in the Twin Cities as covered in snow. Hundreds of motor-vehicle collisions were reported across the region on Saturday alone.

Many churches have cancelled their Sunday morning services, the Minneapolis-Star Tribune reported Saturday evening. The Minnesota Twins will not be playing the Chicago White Sox at a snow-covered Target Field.

Given the receding rate of snowfall, the full reopening of Minneapolis-St. Paul airport is not just possible but probable. One runway was clear on Saturday evening, according to the Star-Tribune.

While the Winnipeg Jets have given up on the idea of a morning, game-day skate, they have optimistically called a 3:15 p.m. press conference Sundayfor XcelEnergy Centre. It appears the NHL playoff show will go on.

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The ability of manyMinnesota Wild fans to attend that game, however, is questionable, given the state of the regional highways. That means the prospect of something less than a capacity crowdon Sunday evening, despite a sellout.

In other words, Minnesota's whiteout may affect the volume of thehome crowd's support as well as the visiting team's preparation.

The CBC's Bartley Kives filed this analysis from St. Cloud, Minn.