A modest proposal for the U.K. as it eyes NAFTA join Canada instead: Don Pittis

Last week, the London Telegraph, a newspaper famously well-connected tothe British conservative establishment, broke a story that Britain was seriously considering becoming part of the North American Free Trade Agreement.

The paper said government ministers were considering joining NAFTA as a Plan B if the U.K. failed to negotiate a post-Brexit deal with Europe.

Far-fetched as it may seem for a country on the other side of the Atlantic, other reliable news services including Canadian-owned Reutersfound the accountcredible enough to pass on in news stories oftheir own.

"The [Telegraph] said British ministers were looking at joining the North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA) as part of planning for the possibility of Britain leaving the EU in March 2019 without a trade deal," Reuters reportedTuesday.

C is for Canada

But now that U.S. President Donald Trump is sowing seeds of doubt over whether NAFTA can survive, maybe Britain needs a Plan C.

And C stands for Canada.

This modest proposal may not be well-received by all Britons or by many Canadians, but if British ministersreally did have their hearts seton redrawing the lines so thattheir islands are grouped with North America instead of Europe, joining the CanadianConfederation might be a good first step.

As I'll explain shortly, a full political merger is essential to solve Britain's post-Brexit trade problems.As for why Britain would be joining Canadaand not vice-versa, well, it's Britain that has gotten itself into this fix.

It worked pretty well for Newfoundland, an island about the same size as England, already so far out into the Atlantic that it has its own time zone.

Theinclusion of Newfoundlandin 1949 has been a great success for the rest of Canada, offering not just fishbut some of Canada's cleverest politicians and funniest comedians, never mind all those Alberta oil workers.

Perhaps Britain would provide some of the same advantages. For instance, zany British Foreign Minister Boris Johnson could be a good fit to replace Rick Mercer, who announced he'sretiringfrom his weekly comedy show.

Of course,the U.K.wouldn't really be joining for the first time. Muchof North Americausedto be part of Britain until the unpleasantness between my (theorized) distant relative Sir William Pitt and the Thirteen Colonies over taxation without representation.

By joining Canada rather than linking up with the U.S.proper, they could dodgerecriminations over who started it, avoiding anotherround of "Don't mention the war!" In Canada, the separation process was more amicable,anddue to our constitutional link to the BritishCrown, it never really ended.

In that regard, Canadian moneybearing a picture of the British sovereign would be a touchstone to the new citizens of the Great White North.

But it's a dry cold

The weather is not as different as some might think. Winter visitors to Britain knowdamp and windy conditions just above freezing can feel bleaker thana subzero but dry February day in Winnipeg.

Of course,Britswould have to adjust to Canadian morals. Not just when it comes to smoking potfor which Canadian youth, even beforelegalization, are worldleadersbut hand-holding.

The staid BBC was recently shocked when Prince Harry was seen holding hands with his sometimes-Toronto-basedgirlfriend at the Invictus Games. Just a heads-up for the BBCin case this plan goes any further:holding hands is OK in Canada. In Canada, you don't have to be engagedor anything.

That said, a tie-up between the prince and Meghan Markle would have the flavour of a dynastic marriage rejoining the continents, which will just have todo until a future generation of Windsors can work out some sort of marriagedealwith the House of Trudeau.

From a strictly trade point of view, becoming part of Canada would solve the problem that drove British Brexiters toward NAFTAto begin with.

In a world with preferential trading blocs, British politiciansknow it'sdangerous for any country, especially those with a population under 100 million,to become isolated outside one of the global free trade clubs.

Back in the club

With the Brexitreferendum, the U.K. voted itself out of Europe, one of the world's best trade partnerships. Following thepolitical split, they just can't seem to work out a new commercial arrangement.

Voila! By joining Canada, Britain could be back on the inside because withCETA the Canada-Europe free trade dealCanada has better access to Europe than almost any non-European countryin the world, including the U.S.

Regrettably, there are reasons why the Canada-U.K. merger could face insurmountableobstacles.

As one British-born friend points out, for the Brexiters,the attraction of North America may actually be a repulsion from those odiousEuropeans, most of whom speak some foreign language. Things like the European Court of Human Rights and liberal immigration policies rub them the wrong way. In those regards, Canada may provide little relief.

Besides, even before they get a chance to have a second referendum on whether to link up with Canada, there are likely lots of Canadians, including manyfrancophones,who would veto the application.

Difficult as the scheme might be, one possible voice in favour could beConrad Black, who was once the proprietor of the Telegraph, the paper that broke the BritishNAFTA story. With the plan, Black, who gave up his legal links with Canada to accept a seat in the House of Lords, wouldregain his Canadian citizenship.

With apologies to the CBC radioprogram This is That, which was likely planning a segment of its own on this important topic, reader comments on the idea of having Britain become part of Canada are welcome below.

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